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General von Rauscher Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [trying to find the three scientist] I'll send to headquarters in Hammelburg. Hans Georg Schultz: That's right! "Hogan's Heroes" Happy Birthday, Dear Hogan (TV Episode 1969) - IMDb Look, if the Germans can have an American prisoner, why can't the Americans have a German prisoner. It's even bigger than a breadbox! Alf the Artist: [after coming up out of the emergency tunnel] Ah, thank you very much. General Stauffen: Don't worry. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [talking about the show for Klink] All right, now, the main thing is to keep them entertained till the job is done. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Ja, I believe I have. Col. Wilhelm Klink: They say we are holding a girl. James 'Kinch' Kinchloe: You keep that up and Klink'll be down here in a minute and there goes the ball game! Back. Peter Newkirk: I'm going to need a few things, you know. Major Wolfgang Hochstetter | Hogan's Heroes | Fandom In the middle of World War II you give yourself a birthday party? Col. Wilhelm Klink: Like all of us, the general has his good points as well as his faults. Schultz: [walking in to the office introducing a Captain] Herr Kommandant, this is Captain M?ller. : Col. Robert E. Hogan who's pretending to be English, making it also an In-Universe Fake Nationality. Imagine the morale boost to those young flying chaps, setting down in dear old England between a carpet of crimson geraniums. I have given it many hours of intelligent thought. : That's fifty miles away through the heart of Germany. Louis LeBeau: What about me, Colonel? My dear Major, there is no danger of it firing Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Colonel Crittendon: Straight from the horror of war. Hogan's Heroes | Hogan's Heroes | Fandom Everybody thinks I'm a social butterfly. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Carter, civilians aren't allowed to carry firearms, and besides Kinch'll be outside if you need any help. My men gave it to me. Dr. Hermann Felzer: You asked me that in Berlin, Herr General. It's going like clockwork. Col. Robert E. Hogan Col. Wilhelm Klink: That is exactly what I was going to say, General. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: I have never had any trouble resisting you. Raus! Cpl. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Ja, Kommandant Klink, a man who could have been great, except he wasn't very good. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: I haven't asked you anything yet. Howard Caine - Wikipedia General von Rauscher : Who are you? Col. Wilhelm Klink: [on holiday at the ski lodge] Well, I'm here to forget all about the war for awhile. It was a message. Major Hochstetter is often shown in a black Gestapo uniform despite that uniform being abolished in 1939. He is our witness. It's superb. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Col. Robert E. Hogan: Of course. We don't want our audience walking out on us. Schultz: You are going to be executed in the morning. Even that will not discourage me. It ran for 168 episodes from September 17, 1965, to April 4, 1971, on the CBS network. Howard Caine: Maj. Hochstetter, Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter - IMDb The weather is getting a little nippy. So handsome and so unlucky. You'd make somebody a good wife. General von Rauscher We're going to rebuild the bridge with a very special feature. Colonel Klink: But that would mean I would have to be dead first! Cpl. Colonel Klink: Of course, you want me to handle it with my usual Klink efficiency, General. Sgt. I don't know the answers to any of those questions, but I saw an episode the other day with a smoking hot frauline in it, who Hogan out-foxed and had arrested by Maj. Hochstetter. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Personally? When the Allies march in the front gate, it'll go a lot easier for you if you're standing there with a bouquet of pansies. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Have all security precautions been strictly observed? Ritter: The general was kind enough to let me tag along on the inspection tour. Col. Robert E. Hogan: No, me Hogan. Louis LeBeau: That's why it's taking them so long to lose the war! Take a deep breath." Major Bonacelli:"Is that an order?" Marya:"Hogan, and a colonel." Hogan:"So you found me out." Marya:"And I suppose the little one is a general?" LeBeau:"Disguised as a corporal." Col. Wilhelm Klink: Well, now that you mention it, so would I. Louis LeBeau: The new girlie magazines must be in from Paris. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Yes, Major Hochstetter. Quotes.net. Col. Wilhelm Klink: This one. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, General Burkhalter, what a pleasant surprise. Andrew Carter: Oh, yeah. : You can depend on me. I'm a cryptologist. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Shhh. Sgt. Louis LeBeau: Under the Geneva Convention, I don't have to teach you to dance. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Thank you, General Burkhalter. Hans Georg Schultz: I said 'Achtung!'. See also General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: It just doesn't seem possible. Quotes from Hogan's Heroes - Tripod Louis LeBeau: You're wasting your time, Major Hochstetter. Hogans Heroes Colonel Klink Quotes. QuotesGram Col. Wilhelm Klink: What's there to know? General von Rauscher: Responsible for the security of our witness. Col. Robert E. Hogan: They *shot* Holtz trying to escape- you're next! Col. Robert E. Hogan: For the liberation. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, oh, Herr General, you're much thinner than I thought you'd be. Come on, tell us about it. How are you going to get there? Hans Georg Schultz: Don't they drink tea in France? What is it? General von Rauscher Col. Wilhelm Klink: There's one nice thing about his being here. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Not long enough, Klink. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You have no prisoners in there. Sgt. And I am operating UNDER DIRECT AUTHORITY OF THE GERMAN GENERAL STAFF. Filming & Production Peter Newkirk: Where are we going to hide a tank? Col. Robert E. Hogan: They know its safe. | Major Hochstetter Col. Wilhelm Klink: [Hochstetter is placing TNT in Klink's cells/cooler] But you're using the cooler to store it. Mix 'em up. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [the men are planting flowers] I was not aware that you were such a nature lover. I told you. Cpl. Hogan's Heroes is an American television sitcom set in a German prisoner of war (POW) camp during World War II. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: And a dancing lesson. Mental fitness, that's another. A new order is coming, a new order! Hans Georg Schultz: I said, Yes. Go on, Hogan. . [Schultz had been drinking wine all afternoon]. Not sufficient entertainment, perhaps. Responsible for the security of our witness. Firing? [pause] Carter: So what if you haven't told me who you're calling yet?No matter who you're calling it's still the wrong number because I don't even have a phone! Release Dates NOTHING IS WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DUKE OF YORK! General von Rauscher: Are you aware that I am in charge of this project, and that this is the inventor? Hochstetter: Why not? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: I will arrange it. Sgt. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: We must have a car waiting to take Baumann to the airfield. Colonel Klink: No prisoner escapes from Stalag 13! James 'Kinch' Kinchloe: Right, Colonel. Col. Wilhelm Klink: That is exactly what I was going to say. Lady Leslie Chitterly: Robert Robert Hogan! Col. Wilhelm Klink: The fat prosecutor, whoever that is. Take that paper out of your mouth. Andrew Carter: You Germans can't get together on *anything.*. Tell me, is that jackass Klink still in command? It was three years ago, in November I think. Sometimes The Great Impersonation The Pizza Parlor The 43rd, a Moving Story How to Cook a German Goose by Radar Psychic Kommandant The Prince from the Phone Company The Safecracker Suite I Look Better in Basic Black The Assassin General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: As who is? | Col. Robert E. Hogan: I want to register a complaint on behalf of my men. Col. Robert E. Hogan: 'Sugar candy' is code for something special. 1 May 2023. Who's worried about firing? She looks like her brother. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: I see no reason why Colonel Hogan shouldn't watch a demonstration of German efficiency. Filled with fear, frightened to express any kind of opinion. What else did you do? You only thought he was stupid. Col. Wilhelm Klink: I was not aware that it's my birthday. Sgt. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Ahhh. [Hogan's typical obfuscation has just saved Klink's reputation before a Gestapo investigator - who has exited]. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [talking with Colonel Becker] General Burkhalter tells me that you are the commandant of a POW camp, just like me. Captain Karl Metzler: In return for *information*! Actor. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [Shultz, impersonating a Wermacht General, has run off a pair of Gestapo men attempting to search the flat of LeBeau's artist friend who will forge the replacement of the painting. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Yes, I heard the phone ring, I heard you say Mairzy Doats, and I watched you eat a wad of paper. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Well, we've got our own prison. Nothing! That's worthy of Himmler himself, major. No one has ever escaped from Stalag 13. Peter Newkirk: [as Sydney Greenstreet] Oh, fluently, sir, fluently. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [addressing the prisoners] And while I'm on leave Col. Kureger will be in charge of Stalag 13. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [on telephone] What was that? He doesn't have a clue. Sergeant Walters: You mean you're going to stage a raid from a prison camp? Col. Robert E. Hogan: That's the problem. [Hochstetter pulls out gun] Me leaving. No, we don't got him. Still, you're a likable clod. Who's worried about firing? We can't keep a prisoner! You heard the phone ring. : Major Hochstetter, Herr General, in charge of security here, and you're all much too close to this rocket. Hochstetter's Heroes Chapter 1: A Rude Awakening, a hogan's heroes So you know I'm not crazy. I've taken all the necessary precautions. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You will all stay away from that rocket. You've already figured how to turn this to your advantage. Sgt. Curiously enough, Hochstetter couldn't have been a Major in the SS, simply because that rank didn't exist there. Sgt. The Gestapo is taking over. Hans Georg Schultz: Well Colonel Hogan asked me if he could leave the camp tonight again to see the baroness. No one in or out without my permission. This is a prisoner of war camp. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Klink, how is it that you get so much more pleasure out of seeing me than I do out of seeing you? Col. Wilhelm Klink: I never said anything about Friday. Hogan's Heroes Memorable Quotes Season 4 The ultimate weapon didn't quite work out. Carter: Heck, I've seen groundhogs down there that were lost. : Kommandant Klink's orders. - - -Not that you're fat I mean, not nearly as fat as he is. Actor: Judgment at Nuremberg. General von Rauscher: I AM IN CHARGE OF SECURITY- Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING HERE? Hogan's Heroes is an American television sitcom set in a German prisoner of war (POW) camp during World War II. You are succeeding in doing, by yourself, what millions of enemy soldiers are unable to do: Bring the Third Reich to its knees. Lucky for you, I was *loaded*. *Now* I'm delivering *newspapers*! Col. Wilhelm Klink: The highest authority? Although I do appreciate your sense of humor. That's why I came here in the first place! My darling. Andrew Carter: [mockingly] Lot of work to do. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Klink, do not try to explain this incident to him. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Newkirk, can you pick a lock? The boys think I'm a hero. This is no trick at all. I will surround this camp with a ring of steel. She's clever, forceful, efficient, thrifty. In a few minutes Nimrod will be my prisoner. Of course. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: They must be sending out the location of our rocket launchers. When I say 'Achtung' I want you all to come to attention at once. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: That is me. Sgt. You've already figured how to turn this to your advantage. Cpl. These lines are drawn from the points where the sabotage has taken place. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [Burkhalter arrives by car] Ah, General Burkhalter its been such a long time. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: It must be the underground. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Be quiet and listen to the music! Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: I haven't asked you anything yet. [Major Hochstetter returns to Stalag 13, demanding that Klink surrender the man in hiding. Louis LeBeau: All you're gonna get is my name, rank and serial number. It's my niece, Frieda, and she's marrying Count Von Hertzel. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter : Major Hochstetter, Herr General, in charge of security here, and you're all much too close to this rocket. That's the third tray of hors d'oeuvres LeBeau has sent in. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Neither am I. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Schultz, close the gates! [He gives Schultz a feather headdress], Sgt. Failure punishment execution by firing squad. It's not big enough to stand up in, and it is not big enough to lie down in. Hans Georg Schultz: Could I think about that, Herr Commandant? Hogan: OK, I will. Colonel Klink: Schultz, into the cooler they go. Col. Wilhelm Klink: You cannot use it, and that's final. Peter Newkirk: Oh, is that what it means? [Hogan has ordered Newkirk to fake a toothache]. [Hands over papers with orders to Klink] Colonel Klink: The party was for me." Hochstetter incredulously:"You give your prisoner a BIRTHDAY PARTY?" Hochstetter:"KLINK! General Stauffen: The greatest military minds Germany has ever produced. Hans Georg Schultz: No, no. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Thank you, General Burkhalter. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: I'm glad, there was no time to consult you in advance. I'm warning you. We haven't had a friendly chat for some time. Colonel Sitzer: We want you to keep it a secret until the presentation. Instead of your party, I'll be soaking my knee". Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: The message is: "I am foul. Sgt. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Klink. Bob Crane starred as Colonel Robert E. Hogan, coor. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [Outraged] Or, you could be Big Fat Schultz Who Goes Swift And Sure To The Russian Front! [repeated line, whenever Col. Hogans shows up] Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: What is this man doing here? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Hogan? Col. Wilhelm Klink: Except, major, I quite clearly had no part in this whole affair. Mouth stuffed with cotton wool! Col. Wilhelm Klink Cpl. : And I believe a full corporal. Col. Wilhelm Klink: But why should that responsibility fall upon me? Major Byron Buckles: If I'm going to die, at least let it be in a close-up. Here, read this. Major Hochstetter: WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING HERE? Peter Newkirk: [as Humphrey Bogart] Then droppen sie dead. Colonel Klink: I'm afraid I cannot accommodate you, Captain. You are succeeding in doing by yourself what millions of enemy soldiers are unable to do. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Well, let's put it this way. You know nothing! Hans Georg Schultz: That's the only one I had. Peter Newkirk: In that case, sir, why don't you tell us what you've thought of? Quotes [repeated line, indicating Colonel Hogan] Major Hochstetter : WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING HERE? Back, back, all of you. The moonlight- it's beautiful on the laundry or the bakery. Hochstetter for example would have to be a Sturmbannfhrer. Hans Georg Schultz: General Burkhalter, what are you doing here? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: So you have told me and told me and told me! : Col. Robert E. Hogan: I wouldn't do that, sir. Sgt. : [Sgt. He's made you an honorary Chief of the Sioux tribe. Hans Georg Schultz: When I say 'Achtung' that means that you all are to SNAP to attention. Sgt. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [Burkhalter enters Klink's office] What a pleasure to see you, sir. Sgt. If we're wrong, what are they going to do? Major Hochstetter: Everybody under arrest! - quotes.net Sergeant Walters: You're thinking of going there? Col. Robert E. Hogan: Why not? Col. Robert E. Hogan: I've got a present for you from Carter. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: So you are all under arrest. Col. Wilhelm Klink: My cooler is your cooler. Colonel Sitzer: [Klink has just been told he is to receive an award] You will be presented with an award and a national radio hookup. Andrew Carter: Yeah, and Klink's happy - nasty happy. I have? Cpl. I want to know nothing. Scene with great timing between the three actors (Howard Caine, Werner Klemperer, and John Banner). Col. Wilhelm Klink: What do you think my faults are? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Yeah, I could not believe it myself. Gen. der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Captain Ritter has been ordered to acquaint himself with Luftwaffe prisoner-of-war facilities. What is going on there? Col. Robert E. Hogan: You, uh, put your arms around her? Sgt. I want you to give that a lot of thought on your way to the Eastern Front. Hogan's Heroes (1965) mistakes in show generally But the Major has a plan to cripple the entire Russian rocket program. Col. Robert E. Hogan: And I suppose, uh, she put her arms around you? [Hochstetter wakes Klink up in the middle of the night]. : Here's my reward. Col. Wilhelm Klink: I did not mean you sir , you're not clever. And Schultz, for once keep your fat mouth shut. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: What do they want, Klink? Klink isn't too bright, you know. Hans Georg Schultz: Let me see. Cpl. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You will all stay away from - Quotes.net What better place to keep him. You run such a perfect camp, Klink, you have no need for a cooler. He said 'Achtung' so I said 'Good morning' right back to him. : In the second place this isn't a social visit, its official. He studied under Colonel Klink Bloopers [] Major Hochstetter says that Hammelburg (near Stalag 13) has been chosen because of its proximity to Dsseldorf, but his geography is way off -- Hammelburg is 250KM from Dsseldorf. Now you may leave anytime, and take your spy, Private Berger, with you! Schultz: No, no, it is Major Hochstetter. I'm color-blind, you know. Disgraceful. Col. Wilhelm Klink: I intend to nail the prosecutor's fat hide to the wall. General von Rauscher: Are you aware that I am in charge of this project, and that this is the inventor? Major Hochstetter: Everybody under arrest! Col. Wilhelm Klink: Well, we are centrally located. The SS used the SA rank system, not the Wehrmacht one. Andrew Carter: I think it's much safer to think of something else. 694 17K views 2 years ago Hogan's Heroes! Call the general, sir. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Ah, Major Hochstetter, always a pleasure to see your smiling face. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Col. Robert E. Hogan: I have. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [Col. Klink and Helga are listening to music being played by the POWs] You know, Helga, do you know that the whole of our beautiful national soul, our culture is expressed in "The Ride of the Valkyries?". (a beat)Orders from the Fuhrer himself were not to surrender and to fight to the death. 1 May 2023. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Perfect! Cpl. Learning to erase his Southern accent, he went on to became a master of 32 foreign and American dialects. Company Credits Col. Robert E. Hogan Col. Wilhelm Klink: You know, Schultz, the trouble is you're afraid to say anything you think. I took a bearing from the roof of Klink's office. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Yes, the Baron was clever alright but not quite clever enough. Col. Robert E. Hogan: But you'll have to eat it there. Did you hear me? Sgt. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [after being made a joke] Klink, you are the Kommandant here. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Kinch: Achtung doesn't mean 'Good morning.'. Hogan: There's never a cop when you need one, [Hogan impersonating Gestapo and holds up a General at gunpoint]. We have no choice in the matter. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Klink. Company Credits Col. Wilhelm Klink: Did I say red dress? If my head is to roll, all heads will roll. My mind is like a camera. I danced every dance with her, while Major Hochstetter was sitting there with sauerbraten on his face. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [telling Klink what a good catch Burkhalter's sister is to marry] Gertrude is just the kind of woman you need. | Sgt. Cut the wire. Quotes Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter : You will all stay away from that rocket. If he asks questions, do not act as if you know anything. Cpl. Cpl. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Yes, sir, I'm ignorant. Sgt. Hogan stopped kneading the knot forming on his back and stared at Klink. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: It is about his defense counsel. Dr. Hermann Felzer: [Klink has been chosen to lead a top secret assignment] You have been chosen for an assignment that involves the highest security project in the Third Reich. It's already got an expensive price tag. Cpl. Hans Georg Schultz: Achtung! I'm a prisoner. Colonel Klink: If the prisoners ask any questions about these explosions, you know nothing; you are ignorant. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [watching the women eat at the tea party ] Guests are certainly enjoying themselves, sir. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [annoyed] I didn't say you said anything about Friday. Radio Host: [Hogan pretends to be a Nazi sympathizer to get on German radio and discredit a propagandist] You read Mein Kampf, I believe. You can depend on me, Major. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Do you consider this adequate punishment, Kom-man-dant? Sunday edition. Andrew Carter: Let's get out of here! I never could hang on to money. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: You're a good-looking girl. Peter Newkirk: You don't think I'd let a Frenchman make the tea, do you? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Yes, that does it. His most memorable phrase he said throughout the series was "What is this man doing here? Sgt. What is this man doing here? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Your lying! Col. Robert E. Hogan: What can I say? Back General von Rauscher: Who are you? Marya : : Col. Wilhelm Klink: [after sending Maj. Hochstetters spy out of the office, making him believe they're gonna raid the prisoner's barracks Wednesday night] Tuesday night. Oh, they're great goose-steppers, but nothing on the dance floor. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Did you hear that, Schultz? They got him. How I could have been so fooled by Klink. It's so good when he leaves. James 'Kinch' Kinchloe: Could also mean heavy equipment. Andrew Carter: Well, that's what Newkirk says it means. Honestly, I could cry. Louis LeBeau: I will personally hold them spellbound with my repertoire of songs, dances and snappy patters. Sgt. Marya * What witness? *You* be the judge what's *important*! Peter Newkirk: Yeah, don't use words you're not sure of. You've got to get that mixture just right. Cpl. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: [catching Schultz asleep] On your feet Schultz! Coming from the Gestapo, that sounds very funny. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: That's what's so amazing. Schultz: They aren't giving you a blindfold. Andrew Carter: Well, I'm still willing to try, Colonel. I'd rather depend on me. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Where are the two prisoners who tried to escape?

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